Whine Like a Man

We’re a cycling group that’s been riding in the Chattanooga area for more than 25 years. Bubba isn’t affiliated with a club team or shop so you’re welcome to ride with Bubba regardless of the jersey you wear so long as it has sleeves. (If it doesn’t, even your family doesn’t want to see you so buy a TT bike and learn to be alone.) Show up Saturday, get heckled about your stupid looking socks or sunglasses, embrace your new nickname, and BeABubba too!

Team Bubba

TB Sat. 6/7

Rain is back in the forecast, but it looks like it may hold off until later in the afternoon. For now, plan to roll at 8:30 for a Ringold to Cleavland metric. Post-ride lunch at Farm to Fork.

 

When: 8:30 am
Where: Joseph T. McConnell Kids Park (https://maps.app.goo.gl/Qucnq9HjGGB8mNs78)
Stats: 61.8 miles and 2,952 ft
Store stop at mile 40.4

 

The nature of the ride - Pace ranges from conversational to brisk. There are always a few re-grouping points during the first half of the ride. This is the ride for the strongest cyclists in the club.

Bubba Elite

June 2025

It’s summer cycling season!  Here are the Elite rides planned for Saturdays in June.  Watch this site early on the Saturday of the ride for weather related updates.

June 7 – Start  at 8:30 am from the Food City in St. Elmo to take on Sand Mountain via Murphy Hollow.   This route includes a second attempt to ride the rollers of McKaig Road into Trenton.  Store stop in the heart of Trenton at the Mapco at mile 27.
47 miles and 2,800 feet. Climb Sand Mountain.
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/51059172

June 14 – Here’s a route much like the one we did back in March, but in the opposite direction so we can assess the difficultly of the hill on Old Graysville Road up to the ‘drainpipe cannon’ from the US-27 side. Start at 9 am from the parking lot across from the Falling Water Baptist Church.  Store stop at the Country Mart at mile 31.
50.5 miles and 2,560 feet.  No mountain climbs.
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/51058867

June 21 –  Sure it’s a bit of a longer drive, but that’s where you find some of Tennessee’s best rural nap-of-the-earth roads with only light farm traffic. Start at 9 am (ET) from  the old Chapel Hill Methodist Church near US 127 for a ride to Pikeville.  Store stop at the Farmer’s Co-Op at mile 23 for a Coke and a conversation about the weather.
54.5 miles and 2,830 feet. No mountain climbs.
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/51058690

June 28 – Start at 8:30 am from the Food City in St. Elmo to ride the length of Chattanooga Valley to Mountain Cove Farms.   Water stop at mile 30 at the “Farm Store” with a real store stop at mile 50.
63 miles and 3,020 feet. No mountain climbs.
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/50191382

Do you have a favorite ride that you wish someone would post?  Let a ride leader know about it  in June, and we’ll get it on the list for July (which already has one Saturday reserved for a gravel ride starting at Camp Ocoee) or August.

 

The nature of the ride - Elite rides honor Team Bubba traditions (lots of heckling) but might be a little shorter and definitely includes more stops and regrouping. The Elite ride is a good entry point to Team Bubba for fit cyclists.

Other Rides

Bubba’s Tuesday

Bubba continues to have several Tuesday options.

Early Bubbas roll from Whole Foods at 4:00 for the Hillz.  Count on 2 hours with some hill intervals.   Unemployed Bubbas usually start earlier (3:00) and do ridge repeats until the 4:00 group comes along.

The traditional Red Bank Route (with a climb) rolls this year at 5:15 from the old BiLo at the corner of Dayton Blvd/Mountain Creek Rd.   This will include a climb up Hotwater.  Count on 2.5 hours.  Please follow the Tuesday rules including no peeing near the shopping center and remaining single file up the climb.

Sunday Afternoon Ride

This standing year-round ride starts from the Walden Town Hall at 2 PM. It’s 22 miles at a recovery pace that includes several sprint points. For those wanting a little more, climb the front of Signal first.

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Typical Holiday Ride

For all Bubbas and bubba want-ta-bes, this ride moves along at a social pace for 39 miles and includes the full length of Missionary Ridge and loops through Chickamauga Battlefield.

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Thursday

(During daylight savings time) ride departs promptly at 5:30PM from the Chickamauga Battlefield parking lot. Route varies somewhat every week, but expect 30+ miles on this under 2-hour Fly-lead ride.

Downtown Lunch Ride

This Elite-style ride has a firm roll-time of 11:45 from the downtown YMCA. Based on work schedules, some days you might be by yourself. Ride time is about 90 minutes and sometimes includes a mountain climb.

Ride Smart

Rides are on open roads so obey traffic rules, WEAR A HELMET, and RIDE AT YOUR OWN RISK (the dad-burn lawyers made us say that). Learn to whine about the pace being too fast or slow, the route being too steep or too flat, and the course being too long or too short, and you will BEABubba too.

IF YOU RIDE, YOU RELEASE.

Be sure to review the release posted on this site.

Know the Rules

Cycling Rules Man

Latest News & Events

TB Sat. 6/7

Rain is back in the forecast, but it looks like it may hold off until later in the afternoon. For now, plan to roll at 8:30 for a Ringold to Cleavland metric. Post-ride lunch at Farm to Fork.   When: 8:30 am Where: Joseph T. McConnell Kids Park (https://maps.app.goo.gl/Qucnq9HjGGB8mNs78) Route: https://ridewithgps.com/routes/32524773 Stats: 61.8 miles and 2,952 ft …

June 2025

It’s summer cycling season!  Here are the Elite rides planned for Saturdays in June.  Watch this site early on the Saturday of the ride for weather related updates. June 7 – Start  at 8:30 am from the Food City in St. Elmo to take on Sand Mountain via Murphy Hollow.   This route includes a second attempt …

TB Sat. 5/31

It looks like Bubba may finally get a break from the rain on Saturday (fingers crossed). Bubba will head south to Trenton and back via Sand Mtn. and the stair steps. Store stops at mile 33.3 and/or 47.5.   When: 8:30 a.m. Where: John A. Patten Park in Tiftonia (https://maps.app.goo.gl/T3fcKGzKVCYQPs7d9) Route: https://ridewithgps.com/routes/47801721 Stats: 62.3 miles with 3,982 ft …